↓A FakeNews Pictorial Account of an Old West Murder Mystery↓
Outlaw Johnny Ringo at 20 Jannie Ringo (Johnny’s kid sister) at 29
1871 1882
The previously unsolved demist of Johnny Ringo (a FakeNews exclusive)
Investigative Reporting reveals it was Jannie who shot Johnny dead outside Tombstone on July 14, 1882.
Research reveals Jannie was still upset with Johnnie for scolding her as he left his mother and 3 other siblings behind in San Jose, CA; back in 1869.
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The official Introduction to FakeNews
America has ever so slowly developed into a fantastic place to live & grow; her flaws are many but her benefits outweigh her inevitable ways of error － past and present by far.
For example, America was briefly infected with the madness of “Witch Hunting” which was nothing less than the persecution of folks accused of “black magic” if they seemed remotely peculiar to their neighbors during 1692 and 1693 . . . A condition that amazingly ran a-muck in other parts of the world for thousands of years and resulted in an estimated 35,000 to 100,000 executions . . . Surprisingly, such insanity continues even today (21st century) within a few parts of the world!
When faced with the evil of slavery, America eventually overcame it after years of discord and a deadly Civil War . . .
When confronted with the demand for a woman’s right to vote, male voters eventually yielded to the rightful demands of their wives and daughters . . .
America has faced segregation head-on and reluctantly determined it to be a dastardly path to follow.
Folks from all over the globe have long looked to America for fairness, guidance and direction; especially in matters concerning justice, but, most particularly when in search of truth. In other words, historically, folks could depend on America for genuine facts!
True! However, no more! As the world looks on in disbelief, Americans are being infected with a disease that forces her citizens to search out Fake News and or Alternative Facts! . . To be clear, this sickness has prompted this publication which is intended to embellish, promote, and exaggerate to the umpteenth degree each of the absolutely fake editorials, reports and or Fake News stories that follow . . .
To be blunt, most everything within the topics submitted below are absolute and complete fiction, though they are laced with a few actual facts so as to lend a bit of credibility to the story line . . . By reading segments of Book II of the Fake News Collection that follows, please know that you’re simply seeking relief from the severity of an extremely complex and highly contagious disease!
Regardless, keep in mind that some folks “dress” up unflattering reality and claim it’s “Fake News” while others simply call outright lies, “Alternative Facts” . . . Make any sense? Didn’t think so . . .
Regardless, here, an attempt is made to do both; nevertheless, be assured, the aim is intended to be absent of malice! . In other-words, as a 3rd grader might say “this is for funsies”. . .
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↓A FakeNews Pictorial Account of the only British US President↓
Charles Alan Arthur became the 21st US President following the assassination of newly elected President James A Garfield in September of 1881. This mischance occurred long after ‘Alan’ had assumed the identity of his deceased infant brother ‘Abell’ (Charles Abell Arthur) shortly before young ‘Alan’ entered law-school in New York; so as to gain entrance “advantage” as a US Citizen.
‘Alan’, you see, was born in Dunham Flats, a Canadian community within the Provence of Quebec still a British Colony－on October 5th of 1830.
‘Abell’, on the other hand, had been born more than a year earlier in the nearby community of Northfield, Vermont. Woefully, ‘Abell’ perished in the nearby community of Burlington, Vermont nearly three months after his birth of perhaps the first documented case of Sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS), aka: “crib-death”.
Conclusion: Charles ‘Alan’ Arthur, the 21st US President, was a British Citizen!
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